Are you Mr. Liptons ghost of Christmasses past, present or future, I wonder?
Here’s what I recommend: Since you have located the decent cup of tea, why don’t you stop by and pick some up? Some things, like whatever tea a Scotsman calls decent (I’m a coffee person myself, so I wouldn’t know), you can only expect to find in one location in Norway. Other things, like Brazilian passion fruit, you can’t find at all.